Hello:)
It is my startup-post, so firstly I will tell you that I have non-sophisticated sense of humour.
I ask you to read some jokes:)
Have fun!
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. While sitting
in her new room, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair.
Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. After a while, she
starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her
upright. This goes on all morning.
Later, the family arrives and
asks, "Are they treating you all right?" She replies, "It's pretty nice
-- except they won't let you fart."
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.
He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her
crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it's a beaver,
Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower.
He says, “Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's
is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”
And the last one:)
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A: A golden receiver.
